(Source: femburton, via laughingisbetter)
February 23rd, 2012
February 2nd, 2012
September 27th, 2011
(via iwantyourwhiskeymouth)
September 26th, 2011
i desperately need to see this bitch in concert
(via thatdudemcfly)
July 1st, 2011
When closing a program that won’t respond…
“Program is not responding”
Us:
Program:
Us:
Program:
Us: FINE. I’ll close you down. Show you who is in charge.
Program:
Us: CLOSE DOWN. YOU BITCH.
Program:
Us: That is it. I’M BRINGING OUT THE TASK MANAGER.
Program:
(Source: mister-chandler, via v0mit-y0ur-mind)
April 27th, 2011
the moment when I see a Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows gif on my dash
i realize that it’s a spoiler from Part II and I’m like
then i try to scroll the fuck past the gif and forget about what i just saw
but the damage is done
and i’m forever haunted by that image of fred weasley’s death
April 24th, 2011
the moment when i listen to roman’s revenge by nicki minaj
i rap to her part like it’s my job and i’m like
but then i get to eminem’s part and i attempt to do his hard ass raps and i’m like
April 22nd, 2011
the moment when i come home and find out Britney remixed her song Till the World Ends
as i download the song
i play the song and realize that nicki starts the song off
she gets to her rap and i’m like
ke$ha gets to her part and i expected it to be longer so i’m like
then i can’t stop myself from jamming to the rest of the song
when the song’s done, i realize that three fierce ass queens just collaborated
April 21st, 2011
my process of getting a blood test
when the doctor tells me i have to get it done
the doctor looks at me like
then i’m sent to the confident-ass nurse who thinks sticking a needle in my arm is easy bidness
i tell her i get really nervous when it comes to needles and she’s like
eventually, i surrender my arm
and i’m holding onto my mom for moral support
the entire time the nurse is looking at us like
afterwards i walk out of the doctor’s office like i survived a mothafucking war
April 19th, 2011
LIAR
UGH I NEED THAT GIF OF REESE WITHERSPOON FROM LEGALLY BLONDE WHERE SHE SCREAMS LIAR AND THROWS CHOCOLATE AT THE TV.
BUT YEAH BASICALLY UGH THIS WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE.
AFTER WATCHING THIS MOVIE I JUST FELT SO BETRAYED
(Source: putbackforthebox)
