i woke up this morning feeling completely refreshed

i made my breakfast thinking today was gonna be a beautiful day

but then my roommate tells me, “you know today’s friday the 13th”

me:

MY DAY IS RUINED AND IT’S ONLY NOON

the moment when i listen to roman’s revenge by nicki minaj

i rap to her part like it’s my job and i’m like

but then i get to eminem’s part and i attempt to do his hard ass raps and i’m like